"Driving" Me Nuts!

Now, I'm a pretty good driver

been doing it for a lot of years

I've had a fender bender or two

that have brought me to the edge of tears

And I realize that there are others

that need to use the road like me

People need to get were they gotta go

On that we can all agree

But, it's come to my attention

There are drivers with abosolutely no clue

When they try to get on the freeway

they don't know at all what to do!

Just this morning, a Lexus in front of me

While merging onto the lovely 605

Stopped right there on the onramp

I'm lucky to be alive!

And on Tuesday, a Ford in another lane

cut in front of me just like that

they got tired of waiting for the car ahead

whose tire had just gone flat

So, I've come to some conclusions

a rule of thumb, if you will

Something that will take care of the problem

a solution that will just fit the bill

Anyone who wants to drive a car

Has to always first come and see me

I'll decide if they know how to drive

if they deserve a car and a key

And just to make my life a little easier

to insure that I have a nice day

whenever you see me on the road,

People, please get out of my way!